WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE PISSED OFF AT YOUR BOSS?

We all have been in that unfortunate situation that you just want to end whatever life your boss has, but that is not a good plan anyhow, so you might want to think an alternative for that. Getting mad, that is natural, we are humans. 

1. Calm down, you need to calm the f down, punching the asshat won't do you any good.
2. Calm down again, because it will take time for you to calm down, trust me, been there done that.
3. I know that just staying in your seat while cooling down is not really enough to get that rage out of you, so just curse the person in your mind and do whatever scenario you want, that way you are safe from being fired. Unless your boss has mental telepathy, then you are so dead. 
4. If you have the guts, go confront your boss and ask her, what the fuck is wrong? But, please remove the word "fuck". And make sure that you are already cooled down, before you confront him/her, being emotional during conversation is so-not-professional.
5. Get a piece of paper and write your boss' name and write down every reason why you are pissed at him/her, then tear it and burn it with your boss' body, just kidding, just burning the hate paper will do. 
6. Find a friend you can trust and talk to about the situation, not someone who can add fuel to the fire, but a level-headed person that can alleviate that anger. 
7. Don't let your boss see that you are pissed, that bitch might be laughing inside because technically she won the emotional Olympic, you will look a like a sore loser, man up and let her see that you are having the swaggest time of your life. *smirk*
8. Don't spread rumors or gossips, you don't want to stoop down to that level. It does not do good on you, if you think it will help you make your boss look bad it is actually the other side of it. So, think twice.
9. Be professional at all times.
10. Follow number 9.